CHECK OUT MY PICTURES PEEPS, YA NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'LL FIND !!
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH...........

My Alma Mater, Gresham Union High School.
This is where I honed my comedy skills.

My coca fields in Peru.

This is a picture I took in Venice, Italy. The engineers there must be really stoned. They built these buildings on a river.

My Homie...........JokaWild.

Jennah. One of my ex's.

Heres Musty getting his new tattoo from a chick named Tattoo Gail. That's not Musty's real stomach. It's a Stunt Tummy.

This is my daughter MacKenzie Rose at age 6. She's my post-divorce love child but I love her just the same. She's so special to me.

This is me and the legendary Dick Sheetz from KGON in Times Square in 1983. Dick died a few years back. I miss ya buddy.

WOW

SEE MUSTY COACH !!
This was me coaching Kelsies 13 & 14 -yr old fastpitch softball team (she's 20 now). We took third in District 9. Thats the Manager Rhonda next to me. She's an awesome woman and the best coach Kelsie has ever had. Here we are looking serious or something. Notice; No Tie-Dye....

A PITCHERS GREATEST FEAR

Kelsie at age 15.

This is my baby girl mowin down another batter.

This is my favorite cartoonist, Callahan.

My first attempt at merchandising,
Bumper Stickers.

This was my second attempt at merchandising,
Bong Stickers.
They had my old website address on them, but thanks to a stupid biotch I had a whole new batch made. They aren't as big as they appear in this photo.

Joker Pokers - Homemade by a Homegrown Comic.

Musty stalking Letterman.
(That's an inside joke)

This was me at age 24 in a movie called "Gas Station Super Studs". It went right to video. Check out the do.

One bad ass mother smoker !!

CHECK THIS SHITE OUT !!
MUSTY'S TRIPPIN!!

LOOK DEEP INTO MY EYES, FOR I AM THE MUSTY ONE !!

This is Kelsie at age 9 or 10. She was (and still is) a nutty kid.

This is my Rosebud at age 3. We now just call her Kenzie. She's definately her Daddy's little girl.

SEE MUSTY FISH !

This is me and Dan Ackroyd at The New York Hilton back in April 1983. It's blurry, but that was before digital cameras.

This is a blurry me and Ackroyd's wife, the equally blurry Donna Dixon. Remember her from Bossum Buddies? Sunny, Sunny, Sunny.

Musty and Meggy. We are no longer together. I wish her the best.